6 Ways To Cheat On Your School Test Or Exam

Ah the good days when I used to go to school, great times I had, didn't learn much about general education but I did learn tricks and hacks on how to skip school and how to cheat on tests. I always managed to get good grades and to be present in school. I'm not saying I was a role model but I learned things my way and I learned them the hard way, I had fun but it was rough as a student, a lot of detentions and extra school hours. My school years finished over a decade ago when I dropped out and decided to pursuit my dreams. Don't get me wrong I still got a pretty good education and everyday for me is a learning experience. I just learn about life and about things differently, I read a book a week, attend seminars and I learn from my mentors. I'm very observant, I also like to learn from peoples mistakes not from a system that is established by the government. Anyways that's a whole different story, kids if you are reading this stay in school and follow the rules. These tricks are for information purposes only, I do not condone or recommend you to try any of these tricks, to use at your own discretion. So let's start...

The Student I.D Card Trick
Every student has an I.D card which has to be on them at all times when they are in school in case someone wants to identify them. At my college you need to show your ID to get into the test class, So what I used to do is get one of those neck card holders or "ID Badge" with the front showing my ID with picture and in the back It would have another card or a piece of paper, will get to that in a moment. In the back of my ID I would tape a sheet with all the information I needed for the test. It was taped with scotch tape in a way that I could easily unfold when I remove the card. In the case that my teacher wanted to see my ID I would just slide out the card and rip off the scotch take which held the paper to the back of the ID card, it would leave the paper in the little neck holder. I used to sit in the middle of the class because teacher was always spotting people in the back and in the corner. When he wasn't looking I would unfold the paper and put it under my leg. Once I was done with the test I put the paper in my back pocket, get up and leave the room.

The dictionary cheat sheet
If it's an open book test and then great if not then here is what to do, say you don't understand certain English terms and that you need a dictionary to do the test (this is your right) tell them or else you would be asking questions every second. Make sure your dictionary is US letter 8.5x11 size or bigger, put a bunch of random papers in it related to another subject or if your pretending you don't understand English that well then put papers in a foreign language. Then get the thinnest piece of paper you can find and (it has to be thin) write a cheat sheet with all the terms or things that you need for the test fold it in half put it in a random page, don't forget the page number in which you put it in. Since the cheat sheet is thinner than the dictionary pages, you won't even notice that there is a sheet with notes in the middle of the dictionary. Once its test day put the dictionary on your table the teacher will tell you remove all the papers from your dictionary which you will do but keep your cheat sheet. During the test if you need to use your notes open the dictionary on the page you put it on.

The body ink pull over
Now a days a lot of people have tattoos, so use this to your advantage. In the summer write what you need in your inner thigh and put shorts on. When you need information roll up your shorts while the teacher is not watching and make sure to put them back down once you are done. In the winter put a hoodie write what you need on your arm when you need information roll up your sleeve while the teacher is not looking and make sure to put it back down once you are done. Teacher is not allowed to ask you to see your body with out your parents being present (if minor) or with out your lawyer.

The heist game plan
This one is my personal favorite and probably the strategy I used the most, heck I even made a little side business out of it. (I DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS FOR ANYONE). For this you need a game plan and need a team of 3 people who you can highly trust. There are 2 ways of doing this right. First way, was to locate where my teacher kept the tests either in the classroom or in her office, I used to go see my teacher after class and before class simply ask questions and go to her office during office hours, like I said I am very observant. I went to see her and ask questions about the course and about my future, I made it look like I was interested in the topic. I used to catch her on random days where I had no luck, but I never stopped until I saw her correcting or editing the test (from another class group, well some days I knew she was correcting the tests because I had my friend In the other group) that's when I located the test, either she left it on the desk or put them away. The same day or next day I had one of my friends interrupt me while I was speaking to her about an upcoming project I had in mind. My friend used to say sorry can I speak with you privately its urgent (my friend was a girl, so she talk about her emotions and how she was too stressed to pass the test and about pressure bla bla) meantime I grabbed a copy of the test (now a days its so easy you can just snap a picture with your phone). Before the test, we got to know the answers by heart and once the test came we aced it. The second way I used to get the test was, I sat right in the middle and when teacher gave out the tests I pretended I was tying my shoe once she got to the other side I secretly put the test in my pocket or bag. (why sit in the middle you ask? because if you were the first one or last one in the back or front the teacher would remember you). Once she finished giving out all the tests she would ask who didn't get a copy, and I would raise my hand and I get another one. I used to do this for one subject and my other friends the other subjects. The test I took I used to give it to my friends so they can ace it and vice versa. We always planned ahead lets say my test was on Monday and my friend was next Monday, the one who knew more about the subject used to get the first test.

The classic strategy
This one everyone has done it and it's simple so simple that teachers don't even check anymore. Simply write the formulas or answers of things that you need for the test on a piece of paper, put it in the back of your calculator, if you have cold bring a tissue box put it inside, put the paper in your wallet, put the paper under your sole just don't forget to remove the paper from where you put when your done.

The comeback later technique
This technique in my opinion has worked better with girls than for me even though my success rate was 100% I rarely used this. Here is what to do go to class normally get the test look at it, make sure to memorize what are the most difficult questions, get a mental picture and 10-15mins into the test go see the teacher tell the teacher you really don't feel good and can't in result you cant concentrate, say that you would like to take the test after at another time. This works better for girls because they have a better memory and they can get a paper from the doctor for their cramps on that day of the month, simply copy a few copies of the doctors note and tell the teacher I thought I could come to class today and do the test but I really can't I honestly can't concentrate and don't want this to affect my grade. If the teacher says you cant leave then you show the copy of the doctors note. Teacher will say right away okay go well schedule something.

I hope these tricks will make you realize that cheating is not good! Do not cheat, but if you do, do it right don't get caught, most important have fun and be safe!